Korean Shrimp Roll and Hot Dog Pizzas

Japan, I used to love you for your inventiveness -- the way you took things from other cultures, tweaked them, and improved upon them.

But you're slippin'. That Double Roll pizza you came up with? Whatever.

Why don't you say annyong to two amazingly ostentatious pizzas that Pizza Hut South Korea has come up with (I don't know their names, so I'm just making them up here as I go along).

THE SHRIMP ROLL PIZZA
Japan's cocktail wieners baked into detachable mini rolls at the edge of a pizza really are nothing compared to Korea's whole shrimp with their little tails curled just so.Not enough for you? How 'bout ...

THE ROYAL CRUST PIZZA
I'm not even sure if you can still get this specialty pizza in South Korea anymore, since it was a bit back in Pizza Hut Korea's video archives, but it whomps the socks off anything Pizza Hut Japan has come up with lately. I mean, would you rather have an itsy bitsy Vienna Sausage or a large, snappy, steamy one like this one here?