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9 Things You Should Never Wear to a Wedding

Posted Tue, Aug 19, 2008, 4:34 pm PDT
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1. White Is Not Right  It seems obvious and yet so many guests seem to forget. Material that is mostly white with a small pattern is a no. White suits are a no. If there's a question...no. White garb is meant for one person only and that's the bride! Always. End of story.

2. Skip the Shorts  Shorts at a wedding? It's just wrong; even if you dress them up with a blazer or a pair of sexy heels. Guys, no matter how preppy you make 'em, and, girls, no matter how stylish Charlize Theron looks in them, shorts just won't do at this affair.

3. Keep it Classy  Up-to-there miniskirts, shirts with more buttons undone than not, and bustier tops are best left for a night out with the girls (or that person you really want to wow). We know you're sexy, you know you're sexy, but a wedding isn't the place to show off. Play down the sassy and play up the classy.

4. Coattails Don't Cut It  If it's a black tie wedding, men are going to be renting a tux or digging one out of storage, so tap into your inner James Bond. But keep it in check -- a classic or modern-cut style is the best bet. Stay away from extra frills like tails, ruffles, loud colors, or satins which are inappropriate and overly fancy. Even if you plan to be the funny man in a powder blue '70s number, refrain. All attention should be on the groom (and his tricked-out honey, of course).

5. All That Glitters Is Not Gold  Stay away from anything lamé, sequined, shiny, or glittery. It's distracting (both in person and in those precious keepsake photos). Again, the newlyweds are the star attraction, so resist the urge to be a "shining star."

6. Lose The Leather  Leather rocks (where would our shoe collection be without it?!) but it's not the best choice for anything above the ankle on a day of "holy matrimony." Leather jackets and skirts are probably too casual, and leather pants are just too flashy. Even if the bride and groom are hip enough to roll with it, opt for something more sophisticated.

7. Mad Hatters  Whether you wear a baseball cap to show your allegiance to the A's, disguise thinning hair, or hide a bad hair day, a wedding (even the most casual summer ceremony) is the last place to don one. Go hatless and hit a home run!
 
8. Give The Wild West A Rest  
Bandanas, cowboy boots, and ten-gallon hats all make it onto the list of what not to wear. Unless the betrothed couple has planned a themed bash and requests that guests get decked out in ranch gear, save these goodies for another day, pard'ner.

9. Dress to the Nines  Don't be too cool to don your finest fixings. Honor the couple's union by leaving your jeans at home -- even the really nice ones! Unless the invitation mentions a beach barbecue or luau, forego the casual fare and plan on turning it up. It's a wedding after all!

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  • 1. Posted by sharnettekerr on Wed, Aug 20, 2008, 12:22 pm PDT

    I Agree----

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  • 2. Posted by kim t on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:08 am PDT

    these are all obvious things. i haven'e learned anything from this article.

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  • 3. Posted by Juicy Mamma on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:15 am PDT

    Me either, but you would be surprised at some of the things people wear to weddings. I have seen some ensembles that are just hideous

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  • 4. Posted by Christopher on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:16 am PDT

    stupid and useless....why isn't there a good news story in the place of the BS

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  • 5. Posted by lilyjin1114 on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:16 am PDT

    i agree, they are reallie obvious

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  • 6. Posted by Chris on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:16 am PDT

    You'd think this was all common knowledge... but it sadly isn't. So many people just think about it.

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  • 7. Posted by cstewa7 on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:16 am PDT

    I agree with Kim T. The article is useless.

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  • 8. Posted by pumpkin_sl on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:16 am PDT

    yep nothing here to learn that "Normal" people going to a wedding should already know. were not morons not to know these simple things

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  • 9. Posted by teketapaschal on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:17 am PDT

    What kind of weddings do you go to where you've seen people in bandanas?

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  • 10. Posted by Diora on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:17 am PDT

    These seem like simple things, but several folks wore "White" to my wedding. Oh well...

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  • 11. Posted by Jen O on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:17 am PDT

    I agree with Kim - no real news flash

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  • 12. Posted by Jason V on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:17 am PDT

    As someone getting married TOMORROW, I wish this list would've come out about a week ago, so I could forward a link onto my guests.

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  • 13. Posted by Adam S on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:17 am PDT

    They may sound obvious, but you would be amazed how many people do not know them. I attended a church wedding a couple of years ago and people showed up in jeans, Tshirts, and even one very unfortunate Spiderman polo shirt. I, in a simple grey suit, felt overdressed and I shouldn't have. The family were in tuxes and formal dresses. These are good rules to follow

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  • 14. Posted by eileen_o_15944 on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:17 am PDT

    These things SHOULD be obvious, by I see more and more people going casually dressed to weddings. Jeans, hats, and even shorts. Obviously people need reminded from time to time that this form of dress is inappropriate. Great article!

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  • 15. Posted by Shell on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:18 am PDT

    This article might seem obvious.. but you wouldn’t believe the number of people I saw this wedding season violating these simple rules.

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  • 16. Posted by jasonroyal73 on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:19 am PDT

    Lastly, unless it is a military wedding do not wear a military uniform to the wedding! It is in bad taste because it takes the focus off the bride and groom and places it on you! No one should out dress the special couple on their wedding day. Most higher ranking people know this but sometimes younger enlisted soldiers want to show of a uniform and a wedding is not the place for that unless the wedding is a military one.

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  • 17. Posted by thought_police99 on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:19 am PDT

    Is someone getting paid to write articles like this one? I hope this was a volunteer who wrote it on the way in this morning. That is the only way this article would be acceptable.

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  • 18. Posted by Fastrabbit on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:19 am PDT

    Just because you know these doesn't mean that thousands of people break them at weddings every single day of the year. You didn't learn anything, but other readers will. The world isn't centered around YOU.

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  • 19. Posted by Linda on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:19 am PDT

    what does a white gown designate these days anyway? most brides wouldn't fit the bill

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  • 20. Posted by jopalucas on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:20 am PDT

    If you showed up at a wedding not knowing any of this, then you probably wont be invited to another one.

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  • 21. Posted by nccsdc on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:20 am PDT

    They might be "obvious", but I have seen some people wear stuff like this to weddings. Sometimes it's not a bad thing to have the obvious restated.

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  • 22. Posted by benefit_girl on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:20 am PDT

    Yes, these are obvious; except for the hat part. I thought weddings were an appropriate place for women to wear a proper hat, no?

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  • 23. Posted by Sam; Amsamfa on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:20 am PDT

    I like this article and agree with the author on most cases. What is obvious to some is not so obvious to others, kind of like common sense. The one thing I would hestitate to comply with is Mad Hatters and Coattails. Its really not my thing, but we're making an assumption this is for an American wedding. In England, hats are the thing (or they were the last time I checked, lol) where both men and women wear them to show respect same with the coattails. But this is a nice article. :)

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  • 24. Posted by oldgreencheese on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:20 am PDT

    i liked this article i didnt know any of them

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  • 25. Posted by oldgreencheese on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:21 am PDT

    i liked this article i didnt know any of them

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  • 26. Posted by gregory164 on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:22 am PDT

    these sound like a no brainer. are people really this stupid??

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  • 27. Posted by Pretty In Ink on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:24 am PDT

    but not everyone knows what to wear to a wedding and not everyone has that much common sense..this artical is kinda like those stupid warning lables on things you know like *don't iron clothes while on your body* it makes sense but someone had to do it for it to say not to

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  • 28. Posted by brittneybalkcom on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:25 am PDT

    Leather pants?

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  • 29. Posted by doosley10 on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:26 am PDT

    Gee, they left out no flip-flops or wife-beater t-shirts. Did someone benefit from this article?

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  • 30. Posted by on Fri, Aug 22, 2008, 8:26 am PDT

    Everyone knows who the bride is if a guest wears white?

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