31. Posted by Steph on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:15 pm PDT

a little yummy? that sounds like if you want to suck on their face or something ... other than that the advice is good but for most of these things ... dont order the plates that are messy or that can get in between your teeth in the first place !!

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32. Posted by ryanohenderson on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:16 pm PDT

i here you lilybean

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33. Posted by schrammalama on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:16 pm PDT

It took two of them to write this pithy advice column. Man, I hope they're interns and don't actually get paid.

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34. Posted by Tim F on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:16 pm PDT

This "advice" is just common sense. Do you girls actually get PAID to state the obvious???

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35. Posted by Michael C on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:17 pm PDT

soooooo... laugh and shrug it off? that is the extent of this advice article. Amazing that someone got paid to write that.

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36. Posted by john s on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:17 pm PDT

Sigh.....there's 90 seconds of my life I can't get back. Wasted, on reading this ridiculously stupid article. I shouldn't be surprised, it's like this on almost every article. (sigh)

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37. Posted by wettonfan on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:17 pm PDT

what do you do if you discover a booger was on your collar the entire time in plain view?

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38. Posted by mrsefronarchuletajonas on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:17 pm PDT

good tips

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39. Posted by Atom Ant on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:17 pm PDT

A little yummy on your face, what the hell is this Barney for crying out loud. Yeah Right, who writes this garbage?

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40. Posted by tiffelau168 on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:17 pm PDT

More like: advice for idiots who actually read the whole thing. Sometimes common sense needs to be said.

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41. Posted by Joel on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:17 pm PDT

The comments! LMAO

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42. Posted by Boaz on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:17 pm PDT

wow...claybobisud is a moron...dont you know that "anecdote" is a playful or witty phrase? i think YOU need a proofreader. How would an "antidote" hel a dinner situation unless it was poisonous? The paragraph stating anecdote was meant to say if the spill was something that could not be remedied at the table to use a witty line and excuse yourself to the restroom to take care of it....moron.

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43. Posted by DOMI M on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:18 pm PDT

I'd say something, but I have a little yummy I have to take care of first... bbl

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44. Posted by jonadamora on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:18 pm PDT

Funny, I actually say "you've-got-a-little-yummy-right-here." But when I say it, I open my eyes real wide and say it in a really low voice.

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45. Posted by Alana T on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:18 pm PDT

Kind of a no-brainer article. Basically, don't make a big deal about what's not a big deal. This article must be aimed at shallow high school and college kids.

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46. Posted by kmichellew12 on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:18 pm PDT

This is the lamest article I've ever read. The advice is nothing but the most basic common sense!

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47. Posted by neo_onodrim on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:18 pm PDT

I like the article, and personally, I think the "yummy-on-your-face" thing was cute.

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48. Posted by gg5832006 on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:19 pm PDT

I love you...?

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49. Posted by richard g on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:19 pm PDT

I disagree with almost everyone here. This is very good advice for someone who has never been on a date, never will go on a date, and spends his/her time having tea parties with their stuffed animals. And they're 47.

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50. Posted by Von on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:19 pm PDT

A little yummy? Come one, who would say something like that, seriously, its just like saying "I'm very stupid, why are you on a date with me?" oh, and tsteele3 I doubt thats the case.

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51. Posted by Danny B on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:19 pm PDT

Thanks foer the tip. There are some that do panic in situations like this. Great advice.

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52. Posted by mazenblu on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:19 pm PDT

Yeah, she spilled a drop and I said," you dropped a little bit on your yummy right there".

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53. Posted by alanfarkas1 on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:19 pm PDT

I once went on a date with a woman that turned out to be so terribly out-of-tune with herself and the rest of the world I just couldn't take it. I graciously went through the entire date, and said nothing mean. She ended up calling me two days later and asking me out again! My revenge came when I failed to tell her that she had some spinach in between her front two teeth all evening. She ended up finding this out when she went to work the next day with the same spinach and then being made a mockery of. Only tell someone about food in the teeth when you like them....

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54. Posted by moezart3001 on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:19 pm PDT

I agree with Steve and I'd club my head silly after hearing the "yummy" comment. How about, "Are you finished with that tzatziki sauce on your upper lip or can anyone call dibs?"

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55. Posted by wellington s on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:19 pm PDT

THE GIRL COULD ALWAYS KISS THE YUMMY OFF.

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56. Posted by dynafromanila on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:20 pm PDT

if it's your first date, never ever dine in an italian resto - spaghetti is just too tricky to chew...likewise never dine in a steak resto...knives , tough & chewy meat are are a- no-no. the best resto is japanese..everything is bite-size but go easy on that wasabi - you'd want to look pretty and wasabi can just ruin that pretty face. and remember, you're there for the date not for the food - so have something before the date so you're not famished when you arrive at the resto. whoever is paying, make sure you order something that you can afford to pay for - just in case your date "left his wallet" or somethin'....

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57. Posted by Steven on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:20 pm PDT

Duh

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58. Posted by Von on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:20 pm PDT

OH YEAH! and lilly bean, try to be nice and not such a female pooch

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59. Posted by bikercowboyDan on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:20 pm PDT

your so way off yea like you wont you date to point out there something in your teeth come one get a life as well you going to point it out to them . i think you so wrong on all advice.

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60. Posted by michaela on Thu, Apr 24, 2008, 8:21 pm PDT

jlynn9339 - awesome comment, definitely agree! haha :)

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