1. Posted by frogkickfrolic on Wed, Nov 19, 2008, 9:07 am PST

I don't know a single guy who does any of those things. Maybe my friends are just overly polite or something (though they really aren't). Or they must make really great boyfriends... yet many are still single, haha.

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2. Posted by K Bear's Daddy on Wed, Nov 19, 2008, 11:09 am PST

Finally, some advice that is useful!!! Thanks girls.

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3. Posted by cori555678 on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 4:02 pm PST

Don't order like a girl??? Never heard that one before....

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4. Posted by m k on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 4:10 pm PST

How about chewing with your mouth closed? That seems to be a lost tradition.

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5. Posted by mrbickerton1967 on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 4:14 pm PST

I think that I might be making too much eye contact,most women think I'm a psychopath.Luckily this turns some on.What do you think?

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6. Posted by Bunchee on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:15 pm PST

don't have to worry about being crowded!

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7. Posted by esmith19862008 on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:25 pm PST

meh..

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8. Posted by Chris on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:28 pm PST

if you dont know this stuff...ur stupid

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9. Posted by sflaperson33307 on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:29 pm PST

And farting. Girls don't like that either.

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10. Posted by Terry E on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:31 pm PST

LOVE SUCKS!!!!

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11. Posted by dross067 on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:31 pm PST

girls are way picky, just be yourself and if they dont like it, shes not for you, if you can find a girl that likes you and your being yourself there you go!

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12. Posted by c_hussaini on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:31 pm PST

this article is horrible..these are such common sense things...you'd have to be a caveman not to know. Here is another won for the list..do you pick your nose and then throw up on your date?...

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13. Posted by dross067 on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:31 pm PST

girls are way picky, just be yourself and if they dont like it, shes not for you, if you can find a girl that likes you and your being yourself there you go!

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14. Posted by gary d on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:33 pm PST

odd article, slanted to sound like only cavemen would be single, i'm lucky to have never married. look at 8 out of 10 who ended in divorce court. tell me marriage is desirable?? haha if so, you must like root canel's too haha

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15. Posted by red_merken on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:35 pm PST

funny

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16. Posted by Alfred on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:36 pm PST

waste of time

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17. Posted by Moebius Q. Zeppelin on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:36 pm PST

Reason #1: ex-wives Reason #2: We know better than to get another yoke around our necks!

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18. Posted by peterhelff on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:36 pm PST

Do you ... just prefer not being tied down to a nag?

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19. Posted by Shaun on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:37 pm PST

This article sucks, and leaving out many other traits that detract women

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20. Posted by bobby_rv on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:37 pm PST

I agree with the ordering like a girl thing. I know guys who have traded in there balls and have gone Metro. This is a very big mistake. You are a man!!!! Act like it!! Women like security. They are not going to be happy in the long run with someone who takes more time in the bathroom than them. If this is referring to you and it offends you....Man up!!!! I hate wussies!

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21. Posted by Timothy James on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:38 pm PST

Does any one actually take advice? If this is 'helpful' to you then I know why you're single.

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22. Posted by King420 on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:38 pm PST

Actually just the opposite, girls date guys with these traits more often than guys who are less like Neanderthals.

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23. Posted by danrymas on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:38 pm PST

The number one reason men stay single: because we don't want to deal with women's psychotic bullsh*t... that's why we eat like vikings, stare at other women in front of you, and sleep with dangerous amounts of women. 98% of women are unbearably boring and constantly nag. You won't change us - get over it. lol

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24. Posted by jlee2027 on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:38 pm PST

Idiotic article. Changes in the law and bias against men, that's why we stay single. Why end up divorced, shafted and broke?

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25. Posted by adviserphase on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:38 pm PST

i thought guys stayed single because they wanted to sleep around alot.. Cant get tied down now..

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26. Posted by lego on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:39 pm PST

Yes that makes sense

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27. Posted by redcarjetta on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:39 pm PST

being taken/married works well too ;-)

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28. Posted by alex7oe on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:39 pm PST

WOW THATS FOR KINDERGARDEN AGE OR FOR GIGS

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29. Posted by the85darkknight on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:39 pm PST

Excellent. I know why I am still single. I don't pursue anyone.

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30. Posted by mfehser@sbcglobal.net on Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 7:39 pm PST

I love the word Caveman

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