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Vogue's 8 Steps to Hamburger Perfection

Posted Wed, Oct 31, 2007, 2:46 pm PDT
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Columnist Jeffrey Steingarten attached his obsessive, fertile food brain to the hamburger in this month's Vogue magazine, and the results were mouthwateringly insane. Since Vogue doesn't put Steingarten's pieces online, I am going to share his findings.

Nearly Universal Truths

Some of these AHT readers know well (but I digress):

1.  Chill Out: "Before grinding chunks of beef, before forming a hamburger, and before cooking a hamburger, make sure that the beef is ice cold. Otherwise, the fat may melt and separate from the lean."

2.  Grind or Else: Steingarten concludes you must either grind your own meat or have a trusted butcher grind it for you, for reasons of taste and safety (or, perish the thought, be sentenced to a life of consuming well-done burgers). "Never buy supermarket ground beef unless the butcher there grinds it specially for you." He explains in painstaking detail all of the ways supermarket ground beef can be contaminated. His solution, if you have any questions about the chopped meat you've just bought: "Drop the meat into a pot of boiling water for a minute, fish it out, and pat it dry. Yes, it'll turn gray, but only on the outside, and this will get ground into the rest of the meat and vanish."

3.  Fluff that Stuff: "When forming a hamburger, don't compress the meat. The fluffier, the better. A raw burger should be airy and full of tiny holes that can hold the juices released during cooking, when the fat melts and water is squeezed out from between the proteins."

Steingarten quotes Harold McGee on this issue: "The gently gathered ground beef in a good hamburger has a delicate quality quite unlike even a tender steak." Steingarten decides that one of the many reasons much of his hamburger experiments had gone awry is that "I don't think I had ever gently gathered!"

4.  Just Add Water: Adding the liquid is literally the secret sauce that will make any burger sing. Here is Steingarten's eureka hamburger moment. Forty-eight hours before the Vogue article was due, he discovers that adding a tablespoon and a half of liquid to the ground meat immeasurably improved the burger. He tried cream and water, and they both produced a superior, succulent, juicy, crumbly (which, Steingarten discovered, is a good thing) burger.

5.  Season Well: "Don't salt hamburger meat either before or after it is ground. Just before you cook the burger, liberally sprinkle salt on both sides of each patty, and press it lightly. After they're cooked, sprinkle with freshly ground pepper."

6.  Flip Side: Searching for the proper and most delicious burger-cooking technique, Steingarten ends up asking for advice from Kyle Connaughton, the head chef of development at Heston Blumenthal's Fat Duck in England. Connaughton follows Harold McGee's finding that if you flip a burger or a steak every fifteen to 30 seconds, the outside surface will get nicely browned while the inside stays relatively cool.

7.  No Pressure: "While cooking your hamburger never press down on the patty with your spatula or with anything else." An esteemed New York City chef, Lee Hanson, of Balthazar, Pastis, and Schiller's Liquor Bar, further advises Steingarten that broiling from above is much less likely to dry out the burger.

8.  Buns and Brains: In searching for the perfect bun, Steingarten notes that "An article in Cook's Illustrated said the best hamburger buns are Pepperidge Farm's Farmhouse Sandwich Rolls (not the company's classic hamburger buns). He tries them and finds them to his liking, though he says "they do need to be compressed a bit before using." He does not tell us if he has found a hamburger bun compressor, though I am sure if I had 15 minutes to go through his kitchen, I would find a reasonable facsimile.

Steingarten on Hamburger Greatness
What do we demand of the perfect hamburger? That the meat patty be profoundly beefy in flavor, mouthwateringly browned on the outside, and succulent (a combination of juicy and tender) on the inside. The bread or bun should not interfere with any of these virtues. It should be soft, mild, and unassertive; its job is to absorb every last drop of savory juice trickling from the meat while keeping the burger more or less in one piece and your hands dry. Mouthwatering, beefy, juicy, and tender--not too much to ask from life, but entirely elusive, at least to me. It's not as though I haven't tried. God knows, I've tried.

The Daily Grind
Steingarten discovers that most of New York City's great hamburgers are made with a blend of chuck (specifically the chuck flap) and brisket. Some chefs ask that short rib or hanger steak be thrown in. [Editor's note: I had a very tasty burger last night at a new New York restaurant, Shorty's 32 made with hanger steak, short rib, and brisket. It had tremendous beefy flavor. With a better sear it would have been a top 3 New York burger.]

Steingarten tries to develop his own signature blend. A Waring blender is destroyed in the process. He fails, so in his words, he decides to "forge somebody else's signature."

Jeffrey's forged signature blend is two parts chuck, two parts boneless short rib, and one part brisket. He notes that "fat is extremely important to excellence in the hamburger arts because most of the beefy flavor in beef is in the fat." (Who knew the lowly hamburger had arts associated with it?)

*When I spoke to Steingarten this week about the burger article, I asked him for the recipe, which he says in the magazine is going to be available online. (It's not been posted online yet.) He says he will have it for us this weekend, but I am not holding my breath.
  • 1. Posted by Felma Roel on Fri, Nov 02, 2007, 11:10 pm PDT

    Exactly the kind of burger that I am looking for. Excellent!

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  • 2. Posted by kimchaff6 on Mon, Nov 05, 2007, 1:28 pm PST

    SOUNDS GREAT!! I,LL TRY IT

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  • 3. Posted by bluemflowers on Tue, Nov 06, 2007, 12:11 pm PST

    Another great idea is adding a piece of butter into your burger before shaping it...don't worry about the extra fat, most of it runs out but leaves the burger super juicy..even on 90-93% lean ground beef!

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  • 4. Posted by Heather on Tue, Nov 06, 2007, 6:54 pm PST

    Ya, I'll try this- Thanks!

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  • 5. Posted by Lenny D on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:43 pm PST

    Yeah baby!!

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  • 6. Posted by Tax Professional on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:45 pm PST

    Yummy! Hey I hear Tommy Burger is coming to Vegas!

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  • 7. Posted by marcussledge2004 on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:45 pm PST

    when chilling if you put minced garlic on top of and below the beef it give it a delicious flovor.

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  • 8. Posted by rkjr53 on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:46 pm PST

    I think you're being a tad fussy about the whole thing. Here's my advice: make it the way you like it. Works every time.

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  • 9. Posted by Mike on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:47 pm PST

    Oh, Im So Hungrey!!!! Go Bucks!!!

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  • 10. Posted by rex on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:47 pm PST

    lol butter.

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  • 11. Posted by Roberto on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:47 pm PST

    YO LO VOY A TRATAR! GRACIAS

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  • 12. Posted by bryanvdallas on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:48 pm PST

    loser

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  • 13. Posted by Brooks A on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:48 pm PST

    I'M HUNGRY!

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  • 14. Posted by Mariel on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:48 pm PST

    cool

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  • 15. Posted by Caitlin S on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:48 pm PST

    MMMM..... Mouthgasm!

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  • 16. Posted by cymbaa on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:48 pm PST

    the perfect combo 1 part new orleans 1 part saint, Go Saints

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  • 17. Posted by Linda T on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:48 pm PST

    What about turkey burgers?

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  • 18. Posted by mikejschroeder on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:48 pm PST

    Stupid, get a real chef.

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  • 19. Posted by magicmc42 on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:48 pm PST

    It's Burger King for me. They are the King.

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  • 20. Posted by bugabue101 on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:49 pm PST

    omg! it looks yummo lol well thats a good buger hahah :)

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  • 21. Posted by umarchampion321 on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:49 pm PST

    it says no pressure but then he says spinkle salt and press lightly

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  • 22. Posted by old school on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:49 pm PST

    Average artical at best. If the beef is that good, it does not need the salt. Or water or cream for that matter.

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  • 23. Posted by lamonicaking31 on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:49 pm PST

    YEAH I WILL TRY IT AND SEE

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  • 24. Posted by ajstunich on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:49 pm PST

    Is it not healthier to cook the meat in such a way as to eliminate as much fat as possible? I use a George Foreman grill for just that purpose.

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  • 25. Posted by DRNC63 on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:49 pm PST

    I'm starving!

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  • 26. Posted by haley_griggs on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:49 pm PST

    This sounds verry interesting it think that i will try this and see if it works.

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  • 27. Posted by kwakefield6@sbcglobal.net on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:49 pm PST

    You have got to be kidding, if you want to know how a burger SHOULD and IS prepared properly, visit Charcoal inn in Sheboygan,Wis. "Fluff the burger" , "Pepperidge Farm buns"??? My god, get a clue. Heres a tip, "Sheboygan Hardroll" say it out loud,let it roll off your tongue. (yes its spelled properly)

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  • 28. Posted by trishfish165 on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:49 pm PST

    In reference to the suggestion to add liquid, I always add about a Tablespoon or two of Worchestershire sauce to my burgers. It adds both the needed moisture and a bit of flavor to the meat.

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  • 29. Posted by jpoveda on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:49 pm PST

    Wow!!! Sounds mouth watering!!! Mmmmm!!! very good!

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  • 30. Posted by Derick on Thu, Nov 15, 2007, 1:50 pm PST

    taste good

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